1.0.4 - Fixed the 2-bit menu problem, then redesigned the barberﾕs pole.
1.0.3 - Fixed a non-critical glitch in a ﾔdctbﾕ resource, and added resources for compatibility with Kaleidoscope 1.7.1 and above, tinkered with a few bits and bobs just for the sake of it (or to improve the overall cosmetic appearance of the scheme - whatever).
1.0.2 - Fixed a slight problem with the vertical scroll thumb, and updated the utility window grow boxes for compatibility with Kaleidoscope 1.7.
1.0.1 - Fixed a rookie mistake in 1.0. The widgets, scroll arrows, check boxes and radio buttons didnﾕt match their backgrounds in 16 colour mode. Feel a bit silly about that, really.
1.0 - Agent Aardvark goes on patrol.
Hmm. This all looks a little familiar
Youﾕre not wrong. In case you havenﾕt noticed, Agent Aardvark is merely a green version of Lake Veronica, both of which are colour schemes for Kaleidoscope 1.5 or 1.6. Still, itﾕs not unpleasant. As you may be able to tell, Iﾕve been seriously lacking in inspiration of lateﾉ
Take Agent Aardvark and drop him into your ﾔKaleidoscope Color Schemesﾕ folder. If you donﾕt have a folder by that name, now might be a good time to tell you to stop reading this and go back to the gardening.
I expect top quality stuff from BouncyWareｪ. Whatﾕs going on?
Oh, stop moaning - Agent Aardvark is free, just like every other Bouncy Scheme that ever escaped. What do you want, jam on it?
Oo. You seem a bit defensive
What of it? Do you want a fight?
Who the heck is Agent Aardvark?
ﾔAgent Aardvark - G-Manﾕ is a radio programme from the 1930s, and the character of Agent Aardvark is held dear by all aardvarks. For more information see http://users.netmatters.co.uk/neil.green/agenta.html or donﾕt, if youﾕre not interested. And if youﾕre not interested, why did you ask in the first place?
A tree has started to grow out of the top of my computer. Is this something youﾕve made happen?
No. BouncyWareｪ will not be made liable for any foliage, flora, or fauna that may spontaneously decide to emerge from your CPU whilst using Agent Aardvark. Similarly, BouncyWareｪ will not be held accountable for sexism, the assassination of JFK, the smell of dry roasted peanuts, the decline of the Roman Empire, the green things in McDonaldﾕs burgers, nasal hair, Bob Dylan, Esperanto, figs, or Bill Gatesﾕ dress sense. However, BouncyWareｪ can be held accountable for all the good things that might happen to you whilst under the influence of this colour scheme.
Play List
Beth Orton, Tori Amos, Was (Not Was) and Mazzy Star supplied the soundtrack to Agent Aardvark. Thatﾕs Agent Aardvark the colour scheme, not Agent Aardvark the radio programme, obviously. Just in case there was any confusion.
I feel Bouncyｪ
Great. In that case, you might like to go to http://users.netmatters.co.uk/neil.green/, the repository for all things stupid, except for Adobeﾕs upgrade path for Illustrator, which seems to roam around the universe of its own free will. On the Bouncy Page you can find out how ferrets came to control the internet, and for all you chickens out there, thereﾕs the definitive guide to Kaleidoscope colour scheme creation, as well as some other nonsense. Oh, and thereﾕs some more colour schemes, including the original aardvarks.
Talk Bouncyｪ
Alternatively, you could empty all the words in your head into an e-mail message and send it to neil.green@netmatters.co.uk, trusting it to fight its way to my computer through the millions of other e-mail transmissions happening simultaneously. Or, you could just strap your message to a pigeonﾕs leg and tell it where I live. The odds of my receiving either message are theoretically identical.
Any last words?
Yes. Tell the Governor Iﾕm innocent - I never killed that aardvark. It was a set-up, you hear me? A set-up! Made it Ma! Top of the world!
